The most absurd jokes Cortana is going to tell you

Everything related to voice assistants in recent days is spreading to all types of devices and platforms. What was initially limited to mobile devices can now be found in many other technology-related products. Windows 10 was not going to be less, hence Microsoft makes its own assistant called Cortana available to us .

It is true that at first this wizard has not had the success expected by the Redmond firm, which thought that it would be an essential part of Windows 10. On the contrary, users do not use it too much, although it is also true that it has some functions somewhat interesting or at least curious. In fact, this is what we are going to talk about next. The Windows wizard in its beginnings was designed so that we could carry out all kinds of queries, carry out searches or even operate the system with our voice.

But as we tell you over the years Cortana has not finished settling in the market in a massive way. Although its future in the medium / long term is unknown, at the moment there are users who continue to give a utility to the Windows wizard. In fact, it has been developed, as with other similar ones like the one we find on Android devices, Siri or Alexa, with a certain sense of humor .

The most absurd jokes Cortana is going to tell you

Precisely in these same lines we are going to show you some of the most absurd jokes the Windows 10 voice assistant cannot tell. To test ourselves, we just have to go to the assistant itself and say Cortana, tell me a joke. Not that they are especially good but they sure make us smile .

Bad Cortana jokes that will make us smile

First of all, we must take into account whether the jokes are funny or not, of course Cortana makes him want. We tell you this because the voice assistant is in charge of imitating accents and intonations when it comes to telling us about them. We can even find some entries in the form of jokes told with the unmistakable style of Chiquito de la Calzada .

  • This is a man who comes to the cinema and asks another who is sitting: “Excuse me, are you busy?” and the other says: “No.” “Then bring me some popcorn.”
  • At a dance a boy approaches a girl: “Do you dance?” The girl responds excitedly: “Yes!” “Great, I’ll take your chair.”
  • Ring … “Listen to me, uh … Is it the Laos embassy?” Yes, listen to me something, can you send me a vanilla ice cream? “
  • “Doctor, doctor, the invisible man is out.” “Too bad, tell him I can’t see him today.”
  • Jaimito approaches his mother: “Mom, Mom, I need to give money to a man who is screaming in the street!” “And what is that man yelling?” “Ice cream! Ice cream!”
  • “Doctor, doctor, I think too much of the future.” “And since when has this happened to him?” “Since next Thursday.”
  • A lifeguard says to a bather: “Hey, aren’t you swimming?” And the bather replied: “No. It’s that I didn’t bring a suit.”
  • The teacher to Jaimito: “Jaimito, I hope I don’t see you cheat on the exam.” To which Jaimito replies: “I hope so too, miss.”
  • He was such a jinx, so jinx, guy that he sat on a haystack and stuck the needle in.
  • At the doctor’s office: “What is the child’s name?” “Peter O’Brian” “Make up your mind please.”
  • Knock, knock “Who is it?” ”Talanda” ”What Talanda?” “Good and you?”